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Sunday, May 22, 2005

Don't Say I Didn't Warn You

Well, it has happened. A lot sooner than I thought. No sooner had i posted my previous post, finally airing the grievances I had about the Crazy Frog ringtone, than there was a media bandwagon, and probably even a Daily Mail campaign. (Watch out next week for their 'Crazy Frog Gave me Cancer' exclusive)

Well thanks a lot.

This time, i will use their Bandwagon, this week realising that young people with baseball caps look menacing. The ironic thing is that a lot of the pieces being written in the press are by those who must have grown upp in the 70's. I mean Jesus, these people were punks. They actually had something to rebel against, so people should be afraid of them, which was part of the idea.

The problem, as I see it, is that those on the street today have so little idea of the world and others around them, that they have nothing to rebel against, simply bacause they have no ideas of their own. And this is what scares people, the unknown and new things.

Although I am trying to see what is wrong with society here, as many have this week, i am distracting myself from the point. They are scum.

Many have described new ideas and old ideas, largely from America, particularly the Home Secretary, who suggested uniforming young people and forcing them to work on something demeaning in small clusters in the public eye.

Er, good luck Clarkey, it has been tried before. Are you familiar with Blazin' Squad? Yeah, 7 of them are (Allegedly) re-offending. In (almost) fact, I saw one of them stealing a shopping trolley in Morrisons (although in all fairness he may have been shopping, but I am sure he put a copy of the Beano in his trolley he had no intention of buying)

So anyway, there have been a lot of solutions suggested, but i think I have a great idea. You remember when everyone wore shell suits in the early 90's? Well the tracksuits preferred by your street - corner chav ust be of a similar kind of material. Well, back in t'day, I remeber the BBC or similar showing an infomercial which detailed how easily these would burn, and how disfiguring they can be when on fire.

I'm thinking a big pyre.............................. or am I too evil?

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