Pink Panda

Why hello there, how are you doing. you look cold, why not come inside for a nice cup of Bovril?

Just my efforts to add a little warmth and hospitality to an otherwise quite boring post.

How terribly British am I? pasty white, the first day of sun today in a while, and i have the most attractive lobster-like complexion coupled with some rather impressive panda eyes. Damn i look good.

Things we have learnt this weekend:

- A certain friend who shall remain nameless, deep in his subconscious, thinks that he is a tiger

Things remembered:

- Vodka is evil and leaves you prone to lapses of memory, and the loss of all bodily functions (at least the visible ones)
- The day today is still funny, even after this long
- Karaoke is great
- I burn easily

Listen wisely, mossettes, for knowledge is the spoon barrier to evil belly illness