Take Five Flaming Lips Minutes

Everybody needs to take five minutes out of their day to listen to any Flaming Lips song. I have decided, right this minute, that Flaming lips day should be a bank holiday. There would be no crime, nor anything nasty. Chavs could go around barking:

I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
She's always changing the color of her hair
She don't use nothing you buy in a store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses taa aann gerines

at each other, rather than 'Oi, wanafackinfiteabaatityabigfackingcaaaaaaaaaaant'

And instantly, the worlds problems are solved. So now, the national anthem should be Race for the Prize, (purely because all national anthems need to sound good when played in football stadia, plus can you imagine Wayne Rooney and Rio Fedinand miming it before England play in Germany 2006?)

And thus the problems of this country are instantly solved.

I bet the Lib Dems copy this for the next general election. Nevermind, remember where you heard it first Kiddies!

Any other alternative National anthems? I await your responses with baited breath.