That's What You Get for Asking for Extra Toast

The following post is the second of two highly creative sessions which took place three yeas ago, at a wonderful place. the land of Wicken (?) house, somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Only now is the world ready for this.

This is an absolutely faithful reproduction from the original script, which i found recenntly during an extensive and psychologically cleansing clear out of my room. Enjoy. If you like it, buy an old person an ice cream today. If you don't then buy them nothing.

"Thats What You Get For Asking for Extra Toast"

A Bacon Production, Originally Premiered March 10th, 2002 (yes kiddies it was that long ago)

Written by: Rebecca Guyon, Lydia Pendino, Darren Leech, Rebecca Singleton and James Hendry

Characters: Nobbie, Dead Girl, Daphne, Aaron, Andrew Bealey, Narrator No.1

Scene opens with a shot of students entering a large house

Nobbie: Welcome to Wicken house, my name is N... (Mumbles Noberto). In case you missed that, my name is N.... (mumbles again) and I am an axe wielding maniac.... err I mean I am the manager of the house. If there is a fire the doors will automatically close and please don't smoke in the rooms, i do have cameras, i mean listening bugs, i mean smoke detectors. This is Daphne the Dishwasher

Daphne Enters

Daphne: I cater only for the staff, you brats can get your own!

Students Snigger

Scene moves to dining room where students are eating copious amounts of food

Andrew: Daph, can i have another cup of tea please darlin?

Daphne: Certainly my love

Beck: Can I have one as well please?

Daphne: THE TEA IS FOR THE STAFF!!

Andrew: There seems to be water dripping from the ceiling, I wonder where that is coming from? (Andrew looks puzzled)

Nobbie, who was listening in his audio visual room, rushes in

Nobbie: I was just listening to you in my audio visual room, i mean, whats this I hear? Wastage of natural resources? Where is it coming from?

the crowds point at the ceiling

Beck: I think its coming from my room, shall i come and check it out with you?

Nobbie: (Thrusts cape across face and raps fingers across his nips) What a good idea

(aside) I have a cunning plan

Beck and Nobbie Exit

Now in the Bedroom

Beck: There you are straight through here

(Nobbie crosses the stage with cape akimbo and pulls out a random object)

Beck: Are you alright in there?
Is it coming from the shower? we are really sorry if it is
Nobbie......?
Nobbie......?
Is anything wrong?

(Nobbie runs out with cape flying behind him, graps Beck by the neck as he stabs her with the random object he screams...)

Nobbie: NO WATER ON THE CARPETED SURFACES

(He continues to do this until Beck dies then he drags her into the shower and exits)

Andrew Enters the Bedroom

Andrew: Is Everything alright in here?

Nobbie: I've just murdered one of your students I mean how was lunch?

Andrew: Jolly Good, the Bacon was a bit dodgy

Nobbie: Well we've got a surprise for you tonight. Have you ever tried Guyon?