"But They are our Future"

Just a little rant today, although it enables me to empty my mind of two of the most annoying things which plague me on an almost daily basis.

The train home from London is normally such a pleasant and bearable thing, and indeed the part of my day i look forward to second most, second only to stabbing myself in the hands.

Commuting is hell, anybody who disagrees with you has passed into purgatory, which, by all accounts is somewhere between pitsea and Rainham.

Anyway, today I had the pleasure of getting on a carriage with 5 9 Year old girls - All of whom proceeded to sing the entire Jamster mobile Ringtone repertoire. (the crazy Frog is not annoying, it is just shit, the birds are not sweet, they are shit) FOR 45 FUCKING MINUTES!!!!!!!!! Give it up already, it was bad enough when you had those adverts every 30 seconds on the music channels. But now they have crossed over. They are on every single advertising slot on every single channel (News just in, the BBC is scrapping the licence fee in order to have the pips before the 9 o'clock read by the crazy frog)

So, i am taking my idea of Active Consumerism (for those of you who know me, you will know what this is, those who don't can email me, or i will probably go through it on another post sometime) to the next level. By not watching any channel which shows a crazy frog ad for 12 hours after seeing the advert. I urge others to take similar standpoints.

And more importantly, who actually thinks "Well I have just spent $400 on a mobile phone, now all it needs is..........hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. the sounds of an amphibian having a barium enema when my mother rings me"

Sort youselves out people. Little girls, thank you you have ruined my life, and turned an optimistic post into one filled with bloody rage!